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When the toilet- paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex......- 1. When the Kleenex runs out you use the downstairs bathroom... You go out to buy her extra- light panty liners with wings......+5. At midnight....................+8. In the snow....................+1. But return with beer................- 5.

An hour later...................- 1. You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing.. You check out a suspicious noise and it's something...+5. You pummel it with a six iron...........+1. It's her pet...................- 1.

Social Engagements: You stay by her side the entire party........ You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking. Named Tiffany...................- 4.

Tiffany is a dancer ................- 6. Tiffany has implants................- 8. Her Birthday: You take her out to dinner................. You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ...+1. Okay, it is a sports bar.................- 2.

And it's all- you- can- eat night ..............- 3. It's a sports bar, it's all- you- can- eat night, and your face ispainted the colors of your favorite team......- 1.

A Night Out With The Boys: Go out with a pal.................- 5. The pal is not happily married.............- 4. Or frighteningly single..............- 7. And he drives a Mustang..............- 1. With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...- 1. A Night Out: You take her to a movie..............+2. You take her to a movie she likes .........+4.

You take her to a movie you hate..........+6. You take her to a movie you like..........- 2. It's called Death Cop 3...............- 3. Which features cyborgs that eat humans ......- 9. You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....- 1. Physique: You develop a noticeable potbelly.........- 1.

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+1. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian. You say "It doesn't matter, you have one too".......- 8. The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?". You hesitate in responding..............- 1.

You reply, "Where?"..................- 3. Any other response................- 2. Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned. Watch Certain Women Online (2017). When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 3. You listen for more than 3. TV...+1. 00. She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.........- 2.

Instagram Done Got Hacked. Instagram, Facebook’s hotter, snootier subsidiary, may have a massive data breach on its hands. This week, a security flaw within Instagram allowed hackers to assemble a database of what appeared to be verified users’ contact information—some of those affected purportedly being celebrities and politicians.

According to the Verge, Instagram now says the known scope of the breach has expanded to include at least some unverified Instagrammers.“.. Watch Beneath The Harvest Sky Online Free 2016. We recently discovered a bug on Instagram that could be used to access some people’s email address and phone number even if they were not public,” Instagram CTO Mike Krieger wrote in a blog post.

No passwords or other Instagram activity was revealed. We quickly fixed the bug, and have been working with law enforcement on the matter. Although we cannot determine which specific accounts may have been impacted, we believe it was a low percentage of Instagram accounts.”“We are very sorry this happened,” Krieger added. As the Daily Beast reported last week, the unknown hackers behind the breach claim to have compromised six million accounts and set up a website called “Doxagram,” which allegedly offered access to phone numbers, email addresses or both for 1,0. Instagram accounts at $1. While a few of the addresses were public information, “many did not return any relevant Google results, implying they were obtained from some private source.” The Beast was able to confirm some of the leaked accounts had valid contact information; the site was later taken offline. Per the Verge, cybersecurity firm Rep.

Knight said supposed contact information for a number of celebrities featured on Doxagram was circulating on the dark web, ranging from Hollywood celebs like Emma Watson and Leonardo Di. Caprio to musician Harry Styles and boxer Floyd Mayweather. The Beast claimed the site even purported to have contact info behind President Donald Trump’s official Instagram profile, which was managed by White House social media director Dan Scavino.

In addition to potentially exposing users to harassment, the breach could allow hackers to target them for social engineering attacks which could compromise their accounts. Instagram’s security hole may be linked to an incident on August 2. Selena Gomez—the most- followed user on the site—and posted nude photographs of Justin Bieber. Data breaches are not the only major problem reported at the social- media giant in recent days. On Friday, Mashable reported the site’s staff is rife with individuals willing to verify Instagram accounts for prices “anywhere from a bottle of wine to $1.